You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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