They should really pass out barf bags in church
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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