she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
