With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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