i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
