ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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