just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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