Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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