Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize
