What should our trivia night team be named?
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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