Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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