Sponge bath it is.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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