So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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