Walk of Shame today included voting.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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