For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
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I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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