you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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