How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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