Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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