going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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