I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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