We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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