Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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