it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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