your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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