i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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