Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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