You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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