No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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