1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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