Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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