I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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