he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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