47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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