Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Randomize
