i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Everything about him screamed your future.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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