I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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