No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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