And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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