Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think my vagina is haunted
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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