Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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