I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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