; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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