it hurts more in the daytime
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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