the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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