He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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