i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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