is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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