i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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