He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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