were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Randomize
