Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
