oh god the rape fog is back!
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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