Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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