Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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