But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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