yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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