But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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